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Recommended Reading: “Azeri opposition politician defends own heterosexuality.” Yahoo News. 25 Jul. 2005.

BAKU (AFP) - A top opposition leader in former Soviet Azerbaijan has defended his track record as a heterosexual after accusing the oil-rich state's authorities of launching a gay smear campaign against him.

"If anyone has doubts about my manliness, let them send me their wives and they will become convinced of my prowess for themselves," the leader of the Popular Front of Azerbaijan party, Ali Kerimli, told journalists.

Take that, you gay-smearing bastards! Bring your wives to me so that they can tell you who the real man is! **beats chest** **snicker** Calm down, captain caveman, and keep your cock in your pants.

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