Friday, July 29, 2005

Death to Spammers.

Recommended Reading: "Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment." 25 Jul. 2005.
Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.
I got this link from Warren Ellis's (Planetary writer) website/blog and think it's pretty good news. This is progress. We need more examples to be set for people involved in the spread of internet spam. It'd be even better if he was beat to death with cans of Spam. Sometimes I believe that I'll sooner see peace on Earth before I stop seeing "increase your breast size" e-mails in my school e-mail account.
Song of the Moment: "2x4" by Metallica


At Sat Jul 30, 10:21:00 AM EDT, Blogger Danger said...

You know, by this logic, I ought to apply the hammer to your head for the time you used my email to sign it up for some spam-spawning garbage. It was spam-free for three years, David. That was an achievement.

That aside, the guy might have been murdered for reasons other than being a spammer. I've wanted to kill people for lots of things, but I can honestly say Spam isn't anywhere near the top of my list.

At Sat Jul 30, 11:12:00 AM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

As if you could reach my head with a hammer, you midget. I honestly had nothing to do with your spam problem. I can honestly care if you believe me or not, since I find it humorous that you attribute me to something one of your friends probably did as a joke or something you might've brought upon yourself by looking at all the wrong websites. I know I've been spammed by someone in particular, since one of the messages gave me the IP address of the spammer. I reported the guy (or girl) in to their ISP for abuses. Continue to blame me if you wish, I know the truth, or at least part of it.

Also, there is very good reason for this man being murdered for spamming see how the article detailed that action was taken against this man before.

At Sat Jul 30, 07:47:00 PM EDT, Blogger Danger said...

Heh, since you said it was you (at the time), you'll excuse me for thinking it was you. No worries, though. Yeah, I read the article, but causation was far from being established there.

At Sat Jul 30, 09:57:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

Oh yeah, I did joke about taking credit for the spamming while you were still in school, didn't I?

At Sun Jul 31, 04:18:00 AM EDT, Blogger Danger said...

Yeah man. I thought it was funny (still do). As for hammering your head in, I could drop it on you from a window, or I could use a step-ladder. Heck, I could throw it, or tie it onto a rope and swing it at your head.


I could take the hammer and perform a leaping doom-swing with it, or perhaps I could stand on some giant black guy's shoulders and swing down.

I could club you while you sleep or while you're sitting down, or maybe cap your knees and then get you while you're down. Really, as far as hammering goes, I can get pretty creative about it.

Hell, what if it were a sledgehammer? Then I could get enough swing action to reach your head, even from the ground. What if it were a jackhammer? Might be a bit hard, but if I begin at your feet, it should mince away at your body until, eventually, it gets your head.



I just spent a few minutes of time describing various ways to hammer a person's head in. Wicked!


At Sun Jul 31, 09:19:00 AM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

I think a sledgehammer and jack hammer would be a little heavy for you, little guy. ;)

At Mon Aug 01, 05:30:00 PM EDT, Blogger Shin Splint said...

He could stick a hammer in a giant head of cabbage, drop the cabbage on the ground, then use his mad cabbage picking skills to pick up the cabbage so fast that it launches at your head at 200mph.

Finding a head of cabbage large enough for a sledgehammer might be tough. It might be possible that he could drop the sledgehammer on the ground, sprinkle some coleslaw on the sledgehammer, and fool his cabbage picking powers into launching a coleslaw flavored sledgehammer at your head.

At Mon Aug 01, 06:06:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

Wow, I had forgotten about the cabbage deal. It's been so long.


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