Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Modern Art [Warning: Explicit Content]

Mickey Mouse eating apple pieMy brother and I are very cultured, we are. Really. Yes, really. We are seriously cultured. To demonstrate why to you nonbelievers, I will post to you what is a normal conversation between us siblings, the topic of this particular discussion being modern art.
nathanp1118: bubba
Dantes Entreri: mojo
nathanp1118: i just took a dump
Dantes Entreri: lol
nathanp1118: and it totally looked like mickey mouse eating apple pie
Dantes Entreri: **blinks**
nathanp1118: it was by far
nathanp1118: the most awesomest thing i have ever seen
nathanp1118: matter of fact
nathanp1118: it was borderline modern art
nathanp1118: so therefore
nathanp1118: i didn't flush
Dantes Entreri: **blinks again**
No need to thank us, we believe it our duty to culture this world of shortening attention spans and diminishing tastes.
“This world need dreamers to give it a soul.”

“And it needs realists to keep it alive.”
Song of the Moment: “Symphony No. 6 In F Major, Op. 68 'Pastoral': Allegro Ma Non Troppo” composed by Ludwig van Beethoven


At Wed Oct 05, 10:10:00 AM EDT, Blogger Jack and Coke said...

Dude, I had a crazy shit like two days ago that I dairy queened around the bowl because it was so huge. I think it was after a few Arby's roast beef sandwiches. I mean how can you beat 5 for $5?

PS. I did it in the management building so that I wouldn't have to deal with any repurcussions of such a monster.

At Wed Oct 05, 10:13:00 AM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

I routinely have to beat my shits to death with a shovel. After defeating the beasties I use the shovel to through the messes behind Matt's bed.


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