Black Dog

Recommended Reading: “S Korea unveils first dog clone.” BBC News. 3 Aug. 2005.

Scientists in South Korea have produced the first dog clones, they report in Nature magazine this week.

Lordy, looks like the South Koreans have discovered the key to ending the North’s famine! Hey, before you all start labeling me as a racist I’ll have you know I am half-Korean, therefore allowed to crack racist jokes about gooks Koreans. You know, kind of like how black people can say the “N” word and not get hell for it? Besides, “I’m not racist, I’m right.”

“…CHASE THE RABBIT, FETCH THE STICK…”

Song of the Moment: “Sweet Amber” by Metallica