Massively Multiplayer Divorce Proceeding

Recommended Reading: “Game Accounts Take Center Stage in Divorce.” Pacific Epoch. 1 Jul. 04.

This obsession over MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Roleplaying Games) has gone far enough! The husband here is willing to give up a roof to live under if he can keep the accounts the couple have been jointly using throughout their marriage. I’m surprised this hasn’t happened yet in the states, but then again World of Warcraft is still relatively new.

“What in God’s name have you been doing here all day? Is that pornography?”

“No, Mom, it’s an M.M.O.R.PG.”

“What the hell is that?”

“A massively multi-player… **sigh** It’s a game, Dad. Like Scrabble, but for the computer, you know?”

“Does it cost me money?”

Comic of the Moment: Runaways vol 1: Pride and Joy by Brian K. Vaughan and Adrian Alphona