Sunday, June 05, 2005

¡La Cucaracha!

I opened the silverware drawer this morning only to find a small cockroach scurrying away. This is the first time in over three years of living in apartment 418 of 8th Street West where I've actually seen any sort of insect inside the apartment. I probably should get some roach motels soon and hopefully the roommates will eat (and die) from those as well.
"LA CUCARACHA, LA CUCARACHA
YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR
PORQUE NO TIENE, PORQUE LE FALTA
UNA PATA PARA ANDAR..."
Song of the Moment: "La Cucaracha"

5 Comments:

At Sun Jun 05, 07:33:00 PM EDT, Blogger Danger said...

You got those lyrics right, and I'm duly impressed. As for the roaches, yes, providing them with cheap and affordable housing that is, in fact, a death trap from which they'll never escape is a good idea...

Not so sure about wanting people to die, too, but I sure hope they aren't dumb enough to eat it. I mean, its not as if it looks like a cereal box. Can you imagine them pouring out the contents into a a bowl, adding milk, and sitting down to breakfast on this? If they do, then maybe they did deserve such a death. Darwin award in the making.

Daniel

 
At Sun Jun 05, 08:25:00 PM EDT, Blogger Jack and Coke said...

A cheap affordable housing system that's a death trap? Sounds like tech, except for the cheap part.

If they don't eat the poison, we could lace their domestic beer with it... Natty lite gets real natty.

 
At Sun Jun 05, 08:37:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

The Natty Light should be enough to kill them by itself.

 
At Sun Jun 05, 08:59:00 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont kill the roaches. they are an excellent source of protein and you are a starving student.

 
At Sun Jun 05, 09:07:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dave/Scott said...

**grabs vodka belly** Starving? Me?

 

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