Thursday, January 19, 2006

Lessons Learned as a Merc Battle-Mech Pilot

Come on and take it...[Dave/Scott]
I spent the last week and a half playing MechWarrior 4: Mercenaries making Inner Sphere corporations pay top dollar for my mercenary company to wipe the floor with their enemies, while taking some time off to compete in Mech tournaments on Solaris. In that time I learned a couple things.
1. Rushing in first gets you smacked first
2. Running around and shooting mechs in the back of the head is better
3. Shooting people in the back of the head tends to piss them off if they don’t die
4. Shooting many mechs in the back of the head can lead to gangbang thrashings
5. Letting incompetent mech-pilots use expensive equipment does not usually end well
Well, that’s all the mech-piloting knowledge I have to pass on to you at this time. Hopefully you all won’t have to learn these things the hard way like I did. Spectre signing off.
♪…LIVE, WIN
DARE, FAIL
EAT DIRT
BITE THE NAIL…♪
Song of the Moment: “Carpe Diem Baby” by Metallica

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